Sexless in the city

Justin Timberlake gets sexy on stage. Photograph: PA
On his new single, Justin Trousersnake, sorry - Timberlake - asserts "I'm bringing sexy back" in a vocodered electric purr that sounds like an adenoidal Dalek on Viagra. But it looks like Britney's ex may have his work cut out for him if the latest survey of Britons' sexual habits is to be believed.

According to the survey, more than a third of men and women have sex "rarely" or "not at all", despite nearly all believing regular sex is an essential part of a healthy relationship. The South West is the most sex starved region, with 45% having sex rarely if not at all. Perhaps all that Cornish cream is blocking vital blood supplies.